Im drunk as fuck yo

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Got the oven warming up :jj: you know what that means.

    Girls were pretty hot tonight. I felt that the chick we were with was into me but my friend was really into her and after we left the club he was giving me the sign like go home leave us alone so I yawned and said I was going the other way. Sucks though cause Im pretty sure she was into me and I walked home feeling like shit @dawg @RH Goatcabin @DarkFriday
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    pepperoni?
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Im seriously fucking drunk now
     
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    Me 2, gar
    Let's do hard drugs
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    had a 6 pack 0.5ltrs and a bunch of rum n cokes at the clubs
     
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    this is new
     
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  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    good advice
     
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    Thx, man
     
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  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    yeah??? Whats yours piount fuckface???
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What did she look like, Gary?
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Sally like fake drunk spelling :bigthink
     
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    :jj:
     
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    More Sally lies. More Sally pain. :emperor:
     
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    blonde and sexy but she was talking about sex all night and said she liked to be dominated and shit so I felt she was sort of passed my leverl.Also she was feeling up my friend earlier but after we left the preparty she gave me like 100% attention and was like "ok garypagetwo im gonna help you get a girl". I asked her if she had seen the latest Mission impossible movie and told her she was basically ethan hunt for the evening :jj:
    fuck off faggot
    fuck yo laughing ass piece of shit???
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    club life
     
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    She was passed his leverl
     
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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    It's time to grow up, gary.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    And there he is - Gary's biggest fan. Only took 13 minutes too :jj:
     
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