I'm drunk as fuck, yo.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, Sep 21, 2015.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Me and my niggas just broke the hotel elevator. :nojj:
     
  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    still in Ukraine?
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Jail time for boon
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    go find @Iroth and suck his dick :coffee:
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    fat guys in an elevator
     
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  6. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Q: What has six legs and goes: "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"?
     
  7. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    They're gonna chop you up now Hostel style :munch:
     
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  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Stop dating women that look like pulling guards.
     
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  9. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I think my Polish co-worker might want to give me some pussy. :yes:
     
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  10. Iroth

    Iroth мудак VIP

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    I'm back stateside :jj:.
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I bought this today.

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  12. Neesie

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    :worried:
     
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  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    ah too bad he's good at it, or so I hear :c
     
  15. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    She's a little nerdy chick. She's cute as fuck.
     
  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    :salute:
     
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  17. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    Pics or it never happened :c
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Does she look like Robert Gallery, just hairier?
     
  19. Iroth

    Iroth мудак VIP

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    :jj:. Did they tell you what it means?
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    If I smash I will post pics. :grad: