Im drunk as hell and feel like puking

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Went out tonight for like the first time this year and drank a bnunch and now if eel like puking. The club was fucking packed and I was dancing for myself acting condifent when a girl suddenly came up and started dancing with me and when we got eye contact i looked away all shy and she started laughing and said it was cute and i started panicing and looking for my friends to save me from the awkward situation. after like 5min of awkward dancnig together she disappeared and my heart stopped racing.
    now i feel sick as fuck and need to puke
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    Maybe you would be more comfortable dancing with a dude.
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Quick, smoke some weed. It'll make you feel much better.
     
  4. Stinkypussy

    Stinkypussy New Member

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    Wow gary. Hope you feel better soon!
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    pussy faggot go choke on some balls
     
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    [video=youtube;UI9vhZycf0Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI9vhZycf0Y[/video]
     
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    pizza is excellent drunk food gar.
     
  9. Stan Beeman

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    who cares
     
  10. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    You should find the nearest homeless person and let them throat fuck you until you puke and pass out.
     
  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    im serouuiously about to puke here
     
  12. Stinkypussy

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  13. Thelonious Davis

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    then puke on your keyboard
    I will improve your posting skills
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    gary stop hitting alert
     
  15. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Harsh but funny!
     
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    Puke. It'll make you feel better.
     
  17. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    fycjubf asshole
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    im soo fucking done with drinking
     
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    Yeah, you should give up on breathing too.
     
  20. Lou Skunt

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    Fake drunks are the worst. I hear that a 12 oz glass of anti-freeze will give you a helluva buzz. Try it and report back to us. :nojj: