I'm drunk.

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I closed a 3.2 million dollar deal,this am and my boss took me and the team out to celebrate. I had five margaritas and spilled a pitcher of beer in my lap to cement the success.
    The best part; my old shit boss stumbled into the same place we were celebrating and got to witness my game toasting me for bringing us over quota for the quarter.
    Fucker. I couldn't have written a better ending to the quarter.
     
  2. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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  3. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Well congratulations!
     
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  4. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Awesome job ... congrats!
     
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    buried20kleague Well-Known Member VIP

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    You should post a picture of you celebrating. so we can really share in the revelry.
     
  6. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Congratulations.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    This sounds like a cause for celebration and some titty shots!

    Whip em out if you got em and start snappin away with your cell phone!
     
  8. deadbeat

    deadbeat Well-Known Member

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  9. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    How about a reach around?
     
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  10. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Ha! I'm so drunk,if you were in philly id probably give you a reach around
     
  11. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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  13. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Omw to Philly.
     
  14. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Will you be posting nudes?

     
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  15. deadbeat

    deadbeat Well-Known Member

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    which bar?
     
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  16. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I haven't been drunk since Friday. I didn't drink Saturday because I wanted to be fresh on Sunday to prepare for a jury trial yesterday. A mistrial was declared yesterday afternoon.
     
  17. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Isn't Puppet in Philly on business this week? Why yes, I believe he is!
     
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    :dj:
     
  19. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gat Girl are you the one who has the mean girlfriend?

    If so, you deserve to strap it on and give her the victory lap hate fuck tonight...IMO
     
  20. RONNIE THE CLAW

    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member

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    Nothing spells success more than a drunken lady, whipping out her tits and sharing pictures with her adoring male fans!!
     
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