I'm either gonna fart or shit myself, please cross your fingers.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gunslinger, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    I'll let you know what happens.
     
  2. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001

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    pics please
     
  3. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    im hoping for shit
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    The shart would be vastly more entertaining.
     
  5. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Do it in the sink.
     
  6. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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  7. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I'm hoping you shit all over yourself and you are in a location other than home :p
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    how far can you push the shart envelope?
     
  9. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    it was a pre-shit fart thankfully because I was nowhere near a toilet. I'll tell ya, those pre-shit farts pack quite a pungent aroma.

    I really appreciate everyone's help.
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    /thread
     
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Been there done that.
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :hat: I really wanted you to shit yourself, but am glad you didnt
     
  13. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    praying for a shit :pray:
     
  14. Slippy

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    :sad: Anti-climactic.
     
  15. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    Sorry about that. Sincerely.
     
  16. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Farts are just shits honking for the right of way.
     
  17. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    There's only one way to rectify this Gunslinger...........pictures of the resulting fecal matter.
     
  19. eliasbboy

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  20. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    No, Sir. A fart is gaseous form, a shit is a solid (sometimes liquid, but that's the topic of another thread). Didn't you study chemistry?