I'm Elias. Mod, Woodworker, Photoshopper, Dad. Ask Me Anything.

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Yes, in that order. Fucking kids are always needing something. If it's not food almost EVERY fucking day, it's a bandage change.

    I'm bored and trying to avoid working in the shop.
     
  2. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Hey Elias. Feed your kids daily.
     
  3. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Tell them to put some "Tussin" on it.
     
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    Wana hang out later?
     
  5. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Describe your favorite sexual fantasy in embarrassing yet titillating detail
     
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  6. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Fuck that. Call of the wild. We have rabbits that eat our plants.

    Kids like rabbits.

    Kids can catch and eat rabbits.

    Mic drop.
     
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  7. eliasbboy

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    Fuck yeah. Anytime. :etm:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Are you the dad you'd always hoped you'd be?
     
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    Dinner and dancing this weekend?
     
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    What liquor do you choose if someone else is treating ?
     
  11. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Who is your favorite Spice Girl?

    Why?
     
  12. eliasbboy

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    What was that red stuff in the eye dropper? My grandfather used to put that on EVERYTHING instead of bandaids.

    On his 50th wedding anniversary he came out dressed to the nines for dinner and had a giant half dollar sized red circle on the top of his bald head. :jj:
     
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    Why did the Bears sign Cutler to that ridiculous deal?
     
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    Hmmm...

    At this point I'd have to go with anything including a female. Human female. :gig:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    When can Schmoopy come back? :bigcry:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    How much money did you make on my pen?
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    Wow. I get sad sometimes at night putting my kids to bed. i see all the pictures in their room of them as babies, and toddlers, and all the stages leading to where they are now. I will always go thru a list of things I haven't done yet. It makes me feel like a failure kind of.

    I know I'm not. I'd do anything for them and we have a great relationship. I'm talking about stupid things that are big to me. For example, I haven't finished making the dollhouses I promised. I just haven't had the time (not including this break I'm taking. The houses are going to be a big operation and will require moving most of my woodworking stuff around to accommodate them).

    Just little things that I have built up in my head as monumental. I'm sure once I finish the mental list I'll just feel guilty about something else. It's what I do.
     
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    Not to be rude, but can you refresh my memory on which one it was exactly? For some reason I can't remember. :scratch:
     
  19. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Did you ever figure out what the holes in the beach were about?
     
  20. eliasbboy

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    I hope soon. I really like the guy and wish him nothing but the best. I emailed him under my real name and listed my regular email and cell phone number.