I'm entrenched deep in the Gurf Zone

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  1. Shedding Skin

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    Where are you?
     
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  2. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Steve Langford's monster fat penis
    (monster fat penis)
    I need it inside of me
     
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    yeah I hadta urban dictionary this one:

    gurf
    When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf job or GJ. The word originated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.
    1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf from this girl.
    Elliott- No way, thats awesome

    2. Jake- C'mon baby give me a gurf.
    Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, im black, i can't bend like that.
    by Wiz Kollifa June 06, 2009
     
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    Exactly
     
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    That's one strong shower rod
     
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    Obviously never been gurf'd
     
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    technically, she has to have french braids :grad: if not, then it's something else
     
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    I have no idea what french braids are.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I remember an episode of King of the Hill when Hank said to Luanne about her braid, "The back of your head looks like a horse's ass!"
     
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    :hat:
     
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    Np
     
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    No.
     
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    I watched the constipation episode last week.
     
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    remember the king of the hill where hank said "bobby" and there was boomhauer. do you remember?


    I SAID, DO YOU REMEMBER?:madsex:
     
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    settle down
     
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    oh my god, I've never been so emberassed. sorry.