News Im exhausted this morning and here is why

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  1. Shivvy

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    Mrs Shiv went out with anfriebd last night to a bar around the corner from the house. She was gonna have a couple and come home early because we are painting the kitchen today.

    I fell asleep on the couch and woke up at 1130. She wasn't home yet. I went to bed.

    She butt dials me at 145. I called back and she answered. She was slurring real bad and made no sense. She said she was at another bar and hung up.
    I said fuck it and tried to go back to sleep.
    Realizing there was no way she could drive, i got up and dressed and drove to that bar. They were closing.: facepalm:

    Drove to 3 different bars and couldn't find her.
    I then went back to the bar she started at :idea: and boom! There was her car.
    As I drove up I noticed her friends car with her, her friend, and some guy in it.
    I banged on the window and made her get out.
    She then refused to get in my car . so she drove and I stayed behind her
    Didn't get back to bed til 330.
    She was blocked out. Oh and she lost her phone
     
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    Aren't you glad you got married?
     
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    Good on you for being concerned.

    Was this night a one-off for her, or part of a pattern?

    She should have every inch of her ass kicked for driving under the influence.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Nope. I had a buddy that got a mail order bride and 35. He's been miserable since she arrived.
    I tried to talk him out of it
     
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    Time to eject
     
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    Shiv shoulda called the cops on her and filed for divorce while she was in the can. No way she would ever get custody of the kids.
     
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    Is the friend married? Shens bro. Shens.

    Guy in the car. :facepalm:

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    Your wife sounds like an asshole.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    She doesn't go out all the time. Problem is though, that when she does go out, she has needs a babysitter
     
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    Oh shit, some guy was in the car. :cwl:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Ask if I've gotten a thank you or an apology :munch:
     
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    Emotional friend is all
     
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    He was trying to make light of the situation. He could tell I was pissed. I don't think my wife or her friend knew him. Looked like a one night stand was happening for the friend
     
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    No. Early 30s and single
     
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    Was she

    A) hooking up with the dude
    B) Drugs
     
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    That's a beating.
     
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  17. wife is a whore

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    -- Was she blowing the guy?

    -- You should have ass fucked her while she was blacked out. At worst, you should have made her wake up w/ a hairbrush in her ass.

    -- You should be a dick to her while she's hung over and tell her you will only stop when the blow job is over.
     
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    Or a threesome
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    Solid advice from a premier barrister.
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    Eastern Euro or Slope mail order whore?
     
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