Entertainment I'm exhausted this morning; here's why...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Lumbergh, Mar 5, 2016.

  1. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I was out late last night bar hopping with some buddies. I met these two hot chicks so I ditched my buddies and decided to hang out with them instead.

    Me and the two chicks ended up in the backseat of one of their cars. We were all making out and groping each other. In the middle of deciding which hotel we would go to for a threesome, one of the chick's husbands shows up out of nowhere and starts banging on the car.

    He pulled his wife out of the car and forced her to go with him. Then the other chick decided to ditch me too.

    I was so close to having a threesome. I ended up masterbating alone in my bed when I got home.
     
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    Cant win them all
     
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    Superb!
     
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  5. Joe Bauers

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    :backlol2::spit::hilarious:
     
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    Life is like a box of chocolates? :dontknow:
     
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    you mustve thought her dope husband was a real, humiliated loser, huh.
     
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  8. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, a typical cuckold.
     
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  10. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    That blows. Well, not literally.

    It just really sucks. Well, it didnt suck, I mean nothing got sucked.

    Anyway, the whole situation really licks.

    Well, nothing was licked, just saying, the whole situation was ass.

    Not that you got any ass.

    Forget it. F you.
     
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    Doesn't sound too exhausting tbh :dontknow:

    Nice story tho
     
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    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I was up too late.
     
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    Did the one with the husband offer up the brown star right off the bat ?
     
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