im feeling a lil down in the dumps today

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    cheer a fat boy up!
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    You should fuck a chimp in the ass
     
  3. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Mike go for a nice walk, it will get your heart pumping and release endorphins.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You're at a huge risk for diabetes and heart disease. I doubt your IQ is higher than 85. Your wife can't stand to look at you. You are poor. You are secretly bisexual and crave black cock. You will probably lose your job soon.
     
  6. BrulesRules

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    Listen to some John Mayer, even that wont help :depressed:
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    dont mock me mike :depressed:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    after seeing The Wire, baltimore mike might be the presidential figure in Idiocracy
     
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  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    only 1/4 of this is true
     
  12. ChuckZ

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    bisexual?
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Wants BBC.
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    im not bi or homo
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

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    So what's true in my list, Mike?
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    This should cheer you up Mike! Look how happy you were when you were stuffing your face with crab!
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    bbc
     
  19. Chiva

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    :rofl: Look at that melon
     
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    Sup bro?