im feeling a lil down in the dumps today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    cheer a fat boy up!
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    You should fuck a chimp in the ass
     
  3. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Mike go for a nice walk, it will get your heart pumping and release endorphins.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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  5. FatKidSullivan

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    You're at a huge risk for diabetes and heart disease. I doubt your IQ is higher than 85. Your wife can't stand to look at you. You are poor. You are secretly bisexual and crave black cock. You will probably lose your job soon.
     
  6. BrulesRules

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    Listen to some John Mayer, even that wont help :depressed:
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    dont mock me mike :depressed:
     
  8. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    after seeing The Wire, baltimore mike might be the presidential figure in Idiocracy
     
  10. eliasbboy

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  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    only 1/4 of this is true
     
  12. scrambler

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    bisexual?
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Wants BBC.
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    im not bi or homo
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

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    So what's true in my list, Mike?
     
  16. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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  17. FatKidSullivan

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    This should cheer you up Mike! Look how happy you were when you were stuffing your face with crab!
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    bbc
     
  19. Chiva

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    :rofl: Look at that melon
     
  20. BleedingGums

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    Sup bro?