Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jun 25, 2012.
cheer a fat boy up!
You should fuck a chimp in the ass
Mike go for a nice walk, it will get your heart pumping and release endorphins.
You're at a huge risk for diabetes and heart disease. I doubt your IQ is higher than 85. Your wife can't stand to look at you. You are poor. You are secretly bisexual and crave black cock. You will probably lose your job soon.
Listen to some John Mayer, even that wont help
dont mock me mike
after seeing The Wire, baltimore mike might be the presidential figure in Idiocracy
only 1/4 of this is true
im not bi or homo
So what's true in my list, Mike?
This should cheer you up Mike! Look how happy you were when you were stuffing your face with crab!
Look at that melon