I'm feeling really down right now and need to get this off my chest

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ive never had what id consider to be a REAL girlfriend, and I havent had sex in over 2 years. Im not a complete outcast, but I feel like such a loser right now. It makes me sad thinking about how much better my life could be. I worked really hard to shed my extra weight and put on some muscle, and its a journey im still on, but I feel its not leading me to anywhere.
    The girl whom i liked from the online dating site suddenly stopped texting me, only one day before our second date was supposed to happen. It doesnt make any sense to me, but at the same time, i guess i get it.

    Anyways, just had to let off some steam.
     
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    Dude, you're living the life. You probably haven't had sex since you left your apt. this morning and will have to suffer until this evening.
     
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    I'm very sorry you feel this way. You're here among friends now and we'll all console you and send you coupons (pronounced "Koo-pons") to Jersey Mike's and Carl's Jr.
     
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    This thread is now about chocolate! :yay:
     
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    Chocolate ice cream!
     
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    Chocolate Bon bons!
     
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    Chocolate Easter bunny!
     
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    I never eat...

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    Chocolate movie stars!
     
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    Chocolate milk shakes!
     
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    I heard a guy on the radio repeatedly saying "Off Ten" for often. I wanted to call in and chew his ass out.
     
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    fuck me
     
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    see your av? do it.
     
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