I'm free and clear as of tomorrow at 6 pm

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I usually get 4 days a month with no responsibilities......so a whole week is downright.......well......astounding to me. I have NO idea what to do with myself.

    Pretty sure I'll end up getting the bottom level of my home re-painted throughout the days, and re-do my gardens.....but then what???

    My only goal is to not end up in jail.

    I rather think that's a solid goal.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    That's pretty much my goal every day :D

    You good then right? :hw:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Sunbath and post pics here.

    Drive to NJ and fight Nessie then post pics here.

    Make some homemade poutine and post pics here.

    Just my initial thoughts.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh hai Douchie. :wub:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Monk is a music maker and a dreamer of dreams. Never forget that Yvb.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Pffffffffttttttt.......I'm always good baby!!!!! :kw: <-------is that an emoticon here????

    I didn't know you were here Vyb!!!! YAY!

    Now back to what I should do with my week, outside of staying out of jail......
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Buy a vibrator and go to town

    Or go to town and buy a vibrator
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    what do those bars mean?

    does the orange one mean I'm in trouble? I do have a dirty vocabulary sometimes..........didn't think I'd utilized it much yet........
     
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    They mean something but I don't know what :eek:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What relaxes you? :dontknow:

    You like to travel and shizz. Take a trip!
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I like this idea.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Funny story: last night I watched my 2 nephews, at my brothers house. Had my 2 boys. I told them to watch TV in Uncle Dave's room, as I had the baby in the livingroom watching my show. As I tried to help them find the remote control in Uncle Dave's room, I randomly checked under the bed for the remote control, and randomly grabbed a large purple dildo. It was a little traumatizing for me.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah nobody knows for sure.
     
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    Did you use it and put it back
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I am called Uncle Dave by many, and yet I have no large dildos.




    Purple ones anyway.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    A good lay is always helpful......but traveling certainly removes me from bad spots in my life. Never over-think it though. I don't.

    I'm not in a bad spot. I just need ....... a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm hungry.
     
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    ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Well, not under the bed
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Those are Def Con levels.

    It all means you are fucked.