I'm fucking pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Schmoopy, Aug 18, 2012.

  1. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Get a load of this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got pulled over by the same Tiger Woods looking and sounding trooper motherfucker again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 days in a fucking row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He let me go with a warning last night on the road to my apt. complex but not tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 87 in a 55, 6 points and a fucking $445 ticket if I don't go to court!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My radar didn't go off and I didn't even see his stupid ass either time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My radar detector detects radar from at least a mile away and I'm always on the look out for cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't cops have anything better to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:punch::banghead::argh::cuss::pissed::rant::burn::shitfit:



    I just came back from the gym and I have to eat. Just needed to vent. You can go ahead and laugh at me now. :hat:
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Good. Can't stand teenagers and other young adults weaving in and out doing 90. None of you fuckers have to be anywhere. Stop acting like you're in a rush.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I believed you until this part

     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this never happened
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    :jj:
     
  6. jackie the jerk

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    Too bad you didnt crash.
     
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    !!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!
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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :bday:

    !!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    87 in a 55 and you say "didn't he have anything better to do?". NO HE DIDN'T !!!!!!
     
  9. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Damn kids and their fast cars :mad:
     
  10. PullMyFinger

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    Did you explain to the cop that there was a Shiv gif that just couldn't wait to be made?
     
  11. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    You dumb twat. Fuck you and your radar detector.

    RADAR DETECTOR FAIL!!!!!!
     
  12. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    fucking oreck radar detector
     
  13. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    You get a fast car, I'll get a ticket to anywhere
     
  14. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Good thing you don't have a retard detector in there, it would never stop beeping. :sarcastic:
     
  15. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Missed the radar, but warned him about the e coli in his Whopper.
     
  16. Bro

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    After the first time you shoulda realized where he was hiding you stupid fuck.
     
  17. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Schmoopy joins class action lawsuit against Oreck.
     
  18. Chriza

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    40 years old.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol
     
  20. Half Pint

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    Should have told him you were Canadian and thought it was kilometers :c