I'm Getting A Legit Deep Tissue Message Tomorrow

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  1. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Anyone know a sure fire way to get a happy ending?
     
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    What language will the message be in?
     
  3. Atomic Wedgie

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    Romanian....and her name is Aurora!! Va va va voom!!
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Bartender I knew in Houston got one and it fucked her up for days... she claimed it released all these toxins stored up in her (smoking, drinking, general whorishness) and really made her feel like crap. Like she had the flu.

    Enjoy.
     
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    LHJ up in this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Promise him the reach-around next time?
     
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    I got a Lomi Lomi massage and left pissed off that they didn't even try to rub my cock.
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    General whorishness. :jj:




    I don't consider this a toxin. :wondering:
     
  9. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    Since when is general whoreshness a bad thing?
     
  10. Atomic Wedgie

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    Oh no you didn't!!
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    Romanian?
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  12. chrisfromvegas

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    the goat is more appealing.