I'm Getting A Legit Deep Tissue Message Tomorrow

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  1. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Anyone know a sure fire way to get a happy ending?
     
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    What language will the message be in?
     
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    Romanian....and her name is Aurora!! Va va va voom!!
     
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    Bartender I knew in Houston got one and it fucked her up for days... she claimed it released all these toxins stored up in her (smoking, drinking, general whorishness) and really made her feel like crap. Like she had the flu.

    Enjoy.
     
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    LHJ up in this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Promise him the reach-around next time?
     
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    I got a Lomi Lomi massage and left pissed off that they didn't even try to rub my cock.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    General whorishness. :jj:




    I don't consider this a toxin. :wondering:
     
  9. chrisfromvegas

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    Since when is general whoreshness a bad thing?
     
  10. Atomic Wedgie

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    Oh no you didn't!!
     
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    Romanian?
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    the goat is more appealing.