I'm getting fucking old

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 13, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I can't eat like I used to :nocheer:
     
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    i found auriel's bow yesterday

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  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Meh
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I used to rival Adam Richman with how much I could put away. I'm positive I could have done a couple of the challenges he failed.

    Now I order a Reuben and fries and I have to take half the sandwich home with me like a FAG
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I hope you shoot yourself in the dick
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Boner problems?
     
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    Oh. I thought this was about your male pattern baldness
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Only when I'm wasted :ohno:
     
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    There's no real pattern to it, its just a disaster
     
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  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...3 tah 4 times a week?
     
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    Wait until you hit 40 and all of a sudden you can't eat the foods you used to love. They either give you terrible heartburn or give you the shits. Getting old is fun.
     
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    Don't steal my lines :pissed:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :bigthink
     
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    :giggle:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude yesterday I went to a Mexican buffet and stuffed my fat fucking face like I always do, and then I felt like shit, literally all fucking day

    The hell :(
     
  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Wait until age starts affecting your drinking. Goddamn it that's an inconvenience. :mad:
     
  19. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I am fifty, and while the quantity level has gone down, I still have a cast iron like stomach...:cheer:

    Settle down, young fella
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    What's really fun is when you start reading nutrition labels before you buy something.