I'm getting married tomorrow

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  1. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Please give me some marital advice.
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Is Barbara invited?
     
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    Um.....

    I dunno. :c
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    if you don't feed the dog, he will play in the trash.
     
  6. FatKidSullivan

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    It is your marital duty to have sex with your husband, even when you don't really feel like it.
     
  7. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    swallow. makes them feel powerful. :giggle:
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

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    Uh...don't do it.
     
  9. gilaet

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    Speak only during commercials.
     
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    who the fuck gets married on a Friday??
     
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    Friday wedding = poor. :console:
     
  12. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I think so. She never RSVP'd tho.
    Good thing we don't have a dog, I would hate for him to play in the trash.
    Good advice.
     
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    Take care of each other. :) sincere congrats!
     
  15. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    If you don't listen to any other advice, follow this one.
     
  16. ChuckZ

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    Congrats Hockeygirl, all the best.
     
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    Congratulations! :yay:

    Breathe, remember every moment from now to Sunday, have lots of people take lots of pictures of you two, and enjoy each other!
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    But on the other hand, no major sporting event is going to be missed this weekend. Some gratitude must be shown to this couple for proper scheduling. :c

    Sup, bro.
     
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    Keep the toilets clean.
     
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    er, the enjoying each other and the lots of people taking lots of pictures thing was like kind of separated in my mind