I'm getting outsmarted by a cat

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  1. 1Vegasgirl

    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Last week we noticed an unknown small cat in our yard. I fed him/her for 5 days and this morning put the food in the trap, so I could take him/her to get spayed or neutered.

    Every other morning, he has come to eat and now will not go in the trap to eat.:pissed:
     
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    Pussy prawblems @GatGirl69


    Or just call up your cat behaviorist
     
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    Try this one ... just put some tuna on the red part:
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    Tomorrow morning watch out, you may step into his trap :eek:
     
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    Had this thread been about Beth, it would have been completely understandaboe.
     
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    Cats are pretty smart but maybe if he gets hungry enough it might work. Bless you for trying
     
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    Maybe he's been trapped before. Upgrading the bait might work.

    Good luck.
     
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    Ha,ha - No, if he isn't out there in a few minutes, I'll take it in and try again tomorrow. I've only seen him at night.
     
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    For a small six figure donation to NSAL, I'm sure they'd fly "experts" out to assist. They are all about the well being of animols.
     
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    Thanks. Same stuff he has been eating for 5 days - good smelly canned food.
     
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    Put on a weird hat, heavy make up and a bizarre smile and apparently the cat will jump up into your lap while your significant other takes a picture.
     
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    Or jumps in your lap while you're peeing
     
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    Sounds like s/he's seen this movie before. Is his/her ear tipped? Tipping involves slightly clipping the top of the ear, to alert people that the cat has already been altered. Maybe it's not necessary to trap it. :dontknow:
     
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    I was going to suggest a pair of Louboutin's as the bait, they always seem to attract cats, even blind ones.

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    :grad: use your laser pointer to lead him in there

     
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    Make it look less like a trap. Put a towel over it, or burlap bag, or a box. Cats fall for the box thing all the time.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    True, I forgot that the scent of Beth's piss is apparently a kitty magnet also.
     
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    Haven't seen him up close or in the light. That would be great if he is already done.
     
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    Will have to try again tomorrow. Thanks.