I'm getting rid of my ipad because I dropped it and it hit me in the nuts (ouch) (srs)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I was lying on my back in bed, posting late at night. I had already taken an Ambien, and I must have dozed off while still holding my ipad. It dropped and hit me right in the nuts :what: fuckin thing sucks
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    IPadwut?
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    :owned:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    mods....please delete this thread :facepalm:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    it's the Ambien's fault, not the I-pad's :fil:
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Can we see your nuts?
     
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  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    yeah...I didn't think of that
     
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    You know if you had an android that never would have happened :yenta:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    suuuure
     
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    Ur getting married.
    U don't need them anymore o_O
     
  12. Satori Brah

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    :mad:
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    :pissed:
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Yea
     
  15. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Are you on drugs?
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    So you dropped it right into your girlfriend's purse?
     
  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    me? No....I hardly even drink :dontknow: I'm just weird
     
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    you motherfucker! :biting:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    It just doesn't make sense. Your lying on your back holding the iPad. How does it fall on your nuts and cause you so much trauma that you start a thread about it on the internet? Were you holding your arms out stretched above your balls?
     
  20. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I'm just trying to understand the logistics of this crime. We need @Lennie To do some detective work