You elitist assholes, who think your all high and mighty, with your "Ketchup is only for people with high class, you wouldn't get it attitudes", Ketchup is an inferior condiment. That's right I said it, it is only okay, and I stress this, it's only okay, when pared with french fries. Mustard is with out a doubt, the superior condiment of choice for any civilized individual. Clearly anyone with half a brain cell will agree with me. That being said, Mayo is a close second, but doesn't have that commanding, in your face, burst of flavor that Mustard will give to anything that it touches. Now if anyone can have a normal and rational argument, I will respond accordingly, but don't give me this Mustard is for douche bags comments, make a coherent argument and state the reasons why, otherwise I won't even read it. Oh and don't even get me on the topic of Salt vs. Pepper, we all know the real winner there.