I'm getting tested for Hepatitis A, B, AND C today. Is my doctor a quack?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Am I about to join the legions of white trash scumbags here who already have all three types of Hepatitis?
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    you and old Pam Anderson can get it on if you turn out positive :derp:
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    an apple a day keeps the doctor away
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I would rather stick my dick in a meat grinder.
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    :hhh:
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    you mean dev?
     
  7. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Which would you prefer?
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Yes.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    None of them. I thought the "HEP PANEL ACUTE" test would be a liver function test she had ordered. No, it's a hepatitis test. I am scared.
     
  10. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    i got the twin-thing vaccine for Hep A & Hep B. I don't think they make one for Hep C though.
     
  11. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    :eek:mfg: You DID fuck Chiva!
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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  13. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Its a good thing! Are your liver enzymes elevated?
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It seems like I won't die from it...now.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Gross, Ralph.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Yes, but I've never done anything with anyone's anus, used any sort of illegal drugs at all, and I've barely gone anywhere in the world.
     
  17. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Old tats?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
  19. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    When I first started in medical...hep b was a required vaccine.
     
  20. Slippy

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    If liver disease was marked according to intellect, like school grading - you'd get the C for sure.