WTF I'm getting wasted now..here's why

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  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    So im down at the barn getting my horse ready to ride and i keep hearing this goddamn song over and over. " The man who shot liberty valance, the man who shot liberty valance" and at first i could hear somebody singing with it...15 minutes later i'm going to kill the liberty valance bitch.
    So i walk down the barn and there's our resident junkie blue and foaming at the mouth. She's OD again. This was the 3rd time. So i call fucking 911 and drag her out of the stall. So im not doing cpr cause i don't want to be sued. She kinda looked alive. So i pulled her head back and knuckled her sternum. Supposed to make you breathe...

    So here comes super cop flying in the goddamn equestrian center scaring the shit out of everybody..i could of killed him. Stupid fuck. This guy immediately begins performing cpr with the breaths and everything. This chick is foaming at the mouth and is a white trasj rich dirtbag...couldn't believe it. I'd let her die. So the parameds come. 2 huge trucks and the smaller paramedic truck , fucking cops everywhere...2 ambulances.

    Fucking eddy. So they load dirtbag up and i think its over but fuck no. Super cop wants info. And told me several times that the chick was dead when he was giving her cpr..soooooo? I barely know this chick she's a dirtbag.
    But he wanted recognition...fuck him. This chick is a waste of skin.

    So now its been an hour? I go back to my boxstall that i left open AND MY FUCKING HORSE IS GONE!!!! He doesnt have a halter on and he's track trained. So to me he wouldn't leave his boxstall. So nobody has seen him. A black 16.3 hand horse..nobody saw him...so now im hysterical. Monsoon is a shithead and not friendly...so we find him in hb central park. He jumped the fence and was hiding in trees. I had to ACE him to get him home.


    So on the walk back a flick if seagulls flew over and shit all over the both of us.

    I'm getting blotto..right now



    F mutt
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #1
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  2. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    should have got some titty pics of the ODing chick
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #2
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  3. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member

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    This usually happens to me 2 or 3 times a week.
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #3
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  4. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    :hug:
     
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  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    At least the horse is ok.
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #5
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    Muffler Well-Known Member

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    Central Park???? Are you on 89th street??


    "Musky but not pooney " Mr X
     
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  7. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    What is hb Central Park and what is ace him to get him home mean?

    Sorry I'm a bit slow
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #7
  8. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Whoa nelly!
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #8
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  9. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Oh and have you ever met Robins old horse Blaze before she cast him aside for twinkies , I'll hang up and listen
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #9
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  10. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    R.I.P. Funny Gal.
     
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  11. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    "easy, Blaze..."
     
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  12. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    If she was checking out and still warm?
    Coulda got some nookie.
     
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  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Horse people problems.
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #13
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    should of just walked on and came back a few hours later. Its your fault for giving a shit.
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #14
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    White people problems....
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    That chick Must not have known the roh ppv was tonight. Sounds like she can't hang.
     
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  17. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Its a huge park ace is xanax for horses

    F mutt
     
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  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Uncanny. Same thing happened to me today. Even if she was a white trash junkie, seems like a sad situation.
     
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  19. Asshat13

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    this is just a humble brag by OP to let us know that they have a horse and stable
     
    Feb 26, 2016 #19
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  20. DuckDong

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    So where did your horse go ?
     
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