WTF I'm glad God made me a man

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by The Booey, Sep 9, 2016.

  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    I could never go through all this every fucking day.

     
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  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Me, too, sexy :hersh:
     
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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That makeup job is horrible. She looks better without it IMO.
     
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    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    I don't get the cat-eye thing
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Oh great another Beth thread
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    It can be sexy. I do it, but much less severe. She did it all wrong.
     
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    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Like the Lab munching on a dildo in the beginning.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    my gf watches these videos all the time on youtube. :facepalm:
     
  9. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Global beauty market to reach $265 billion in 2017 due - Cosmetics
    www.cosmeticsdesign.com/.../Global-beauty-market-to-reach-265-billion...

    Nov 7, 2012 - This latest report takes into account the hair care, color cosmetics, ... North America and Asia Pacific in 2011, with 4.7 per cent growth.” ... generated approximately $21 billion of incremental retail value in .... A few years ago, brand ambassadors were models or celebrities ... William Reed Business Media.
     
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  10. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    mesh nets
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    all I do to get ready is brush my teeth
    put on some of that axe spray
    and take a quick wipe to make sure my ass isn't a little more dirty than it should be
    and i'm good to go
     
  13. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    I'm glad god made me white.
     
  14. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Oh plz!!!

    Makeup is fun.

    I can put mine on very fast now, too.

    It's no big deal.
     
  15. RaeRae

    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    I think a lot of women wear too much makeup. Done right makeup should look as natural as possible. Especially in the summer.
     
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    Most girls do IMO... Unless they got bad skin...
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Strange but true- Humans are one of few creatures in the animal kingdom where the female has the bright colored markings (make-up). Most other creatures, the male is much more colorful and brightly marked.
     
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    I really dont get why woman plaster themselves with makeup. Most women look best makeup free or with maybe a little eye makeup. Most my male friends feel the same way, sometimes I wonder if women do it more to impress other women than men.
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    You are a tease, when are we gonna see this?

    I demand Pictures, please
     
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  20. hugh jasol

    hugh jasol foxxy Gold

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    I dunno.....on the right gal, a little make-up can be quite fetching.

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