"I'm glad he's not dirty anymore."

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  1. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I'm at my grandmas visiting. As we speak she has on an AGT rerun. I asked her about the Wig.

    "Oh he's that dirty man isn't he?"

    I brought up the kitten charity, and how he's toned down his act. And how he aspires to be an old lady on a gong show now.

    She turned to me with a delited smile.


    "Oh that's good. I'm glad he's not dirty anymore."

    It's official, my 80 year old grandmother likes Howard Stern. :jj:
     
  2. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

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    He's still slips in "dirty" stuff every now and then. Its shame he has the mainstream fooled into thinking he's changed.
     
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    Does your grandma like Beetlejuice?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I don't think she'd like Beetlejuice. :coffee:
     
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    Everybody's grandma likes da beet. If not, all 486lbs of him will fuck you up


     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Id rather he fuck her up. She's the one not liking him.
     
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    She's probably stronger and younger looking.

     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I passed AGT today while flipping thru the channels. Some guy drank 120 raw eggs from 5 big pitchers was was voted YES YES YES NO. Seriously? That is an act?
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "Chicks dig me, Robin."
     
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    And how does he top that?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    121 eggs?
    or eat something even grosser?
     
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    84 year old Rupert Murdoch thinks he's great! On other people's channels, that is.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Sorry your grandma has gone to the dark side.... On another note, I am sooooooo happy you visit her! You are a good boy!:)
     
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    Had a similar experience with my aunt last year.

    A promo for AGT came on and she asked if I ever watched it. I said I saw some of the first season with Howard Stern hosting and lost all interest after that.

    She said "Oh, that guy. You know, I never used to like him, but now, after seeing him on that show, I kinda like him."

    She's in her 70's. So apparently everything's going according to plan..
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    Does your grandmother have a English accent? I can't imagine any proper grandmother without one. Tell me she does?
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Human or chicken?
     
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    I'd pay to watch the aftermath.
     
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    Only Howard at this stage of his career can make Howie Mandel look like George Carlin.
     
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    MY grandma just told me, "Oh, you're just figuring out he's an asshole? Oy vey! And that wig!" Nana, he says it's not a wig and that his Grandpa Saul had jet black hair until he died at 95. She said, "Really? If you believe that you're a bigger asshole than HE is! William SHATNER laughs at that schmata!". Nana is funny for an old Mexican Catholic lady.
     
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    She's his demographic. :dontknow:
     
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