WTF I'm glad the movement to end circumcision has passed

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Can you imagine if the anti-circumcision nuts got their way?

    Thank God they were shut up and no young boys will be forced to walk around with deformed looking, disease harboring, foreskin covered penises.
     
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    The 5 year old I babysit is uncircumcised. One day he came out of the bathroom screaming with what looked like a water balloon in his hands. His foreskin opening was too small and he had to have his dick hole widened. Poor lil nigga cried in pain for days.
     
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    I'm glad I'm circumcised... Fuck foreskin.. All of these hipsters walking around uncircumcised with cheesy dicks... :gayhand:
     
  4. GIRLY

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    I'll be honest, my wife and I were trying to decide right up to the birth of our children. My wife's a nurse and even the doctors she worked with had differing opinions.

    By and large the only substantial arguments we heard for having it done came down to esthetics.

    Then they both came out girls and I didn't have to make an adult decision. :etm:
     
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    Circumcision is as dumb as religion. Why would you put a knife to the most sensitive part of your baby's body? If you masturbate and take a shower every so often you'll be fine.
     
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    The very notion of genital mutilation is fucking insane.
     
  8. Lumbergh

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    I've sucked both types and had no issues with either.
     
  9. captbill

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    Women whose husbands/male sex partner are uncircumcised have lower rates of the various cancers that can occur in their genitals. So there is a medical benefit for the male's partner.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    agreed...im not cut thankfully.
     
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  11. Johnnykstaint

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    They say circumcision makes the penis less sensitive but i dont know if i could handle it being more sensitive so im glad i guess.
     
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    Weren't you born in England? They only circumcise you there if you are Jew... :bigthink:
     
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    Foreskins cure cancer? Who knew?
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    NO, that faggot @Oderus started that shit. :jj: I was born just outside Chicago in Oak Park.
     
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    Oderus :bigcry:
     
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    Don't go against nature the foreskin is a natural protection for the human penis through evolution and now dumbasse people are willing to mutilate their children because some Jew and Mussies decided that Allah and Moses told them it was a sign of your everlasting covenant between them and god :doh:
     
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    I didn't circumcise my girls.
    I'm evolved.
     
  19. ScottBaiosPenis

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    seriously if you cut up your kids dong for "aesthetic reasons" you are fucked in the head. who could think of doing that to an innocent baby
     
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    Circumcision is as barbaric as vaginal mutilation. I have always been pissed that I was never given the choice. Most of the myths regarding uncircumcised penises were perpetuated by medical professionals unfortunately. There is no medical reason (barring some sort of defect) why a baby should be circumcised at birth.
     
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