I'm going on a date tomorrow

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  1. Tranquil

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    I'm thinking of googling "my penis is to large what do I do?" Then leave it on my computer screen in the living room all nonchalant, I'll just pretend like I didn't know my computer was still on. Good plan?
     
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    Congrats. I hope he behaves like a gentleman.
     
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    She's not majoring in grammar, so won't be a problem.
     
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    We have a funny guy here! hahaha :nojj:
     
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    So this :quote:date:quote: is happening in your :quote:living room:quote:?
     
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    Well typically your :quote:date :quote: will first walk in to you living room. Then I'll leave my cunning ruse and see if she :quote:bites :quote:

    I can tell so far, this is a solid plan.
     
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    Those :quote: smilies really brighten the place up.
     
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    :quote: Fuck you.:quote:
     
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    What if she literally :quote: bites :quote: ?! :confused:
     
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    It's like Christmas up in this bitch!
     
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    I'm alright with that.
     
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    Whatever floats your boat.
     
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    Did you know Abraham Lincoln was Jewish?
     
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    Too bad he didn't wear a tin yarmulke.
     
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    Thank you, my boat is afloat.
     
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    No. No. You're supposed to say "REALLY?" and then I give the punchline. C'mon!
     
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    What a fag
     
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    That must have been deep seated in my brain from watching Johnny Carson when I should have been in bed.
     
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    I gotta lay down anyway. :hw:
     
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