I'm going on a date tonight and will probably speak less than 10 words of English the whole time

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  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I will be speaking the tongue of my fatherland, punjabi
     
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  2. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Wish me luck bros, I've never done anything like this before
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    wear a leather glove on your left hand
     
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  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    The chicks are wearing less clothes in bollywood flicks now.
     
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  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Get the beef for her
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Y'all remember sanjays sisters tits? Those were awesome
     
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  7. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Why?
     
  8. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    She don't speak barely any English, it's very odd, but I was setup and she is very young and beautiful
     
  9. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Gar, what time is it currently in Oslo?
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Tell her double meat is on the house.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Her pussys gonna taste like curry
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    She eats meat
     
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    Take your junk out and wave it at her
     
  14. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    kinda hope the two meet a mack truck..no offense
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Are you going to Rufinol her? That always works.

    :c
     
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  16. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    It's 2015 asholes
     
  17. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    No offense taken kind sir, even though it was mean I appreciate the gesture
     
  18. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Can you hook it up , I'm in south Orange county

    You know just in case
     
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  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Wave around your kripan.

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  20. Teabag

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    You speak Punjabi. I speak Punani.
     
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