I'm going on the scariest fucking date of my life tonight

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This chick is totally, TOTALLY, TOTALLY my type, but that also means that she is severely out of my league.

    Please pray to God and Jesus that I don't fuck this up.


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    By the way, the beach trip was fun, thanks for asking



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    WGAS, balding chubby fuck! Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pissed:
     
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    Pic?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well that seemed unnecessary
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

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    :lol:
     
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    Tell her all about your friends here at Dawgs, and how much we all love you.

    I'm sure that the conversation wouldn't be too awkward. :c
     
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    is this a pof.com bitch?
     
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    Sunday date is kinda lame
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll hook you up cuz you my nigga. One sec.
     
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    Why is she "out of your league?" what does that even mean? srs
     
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    If her legs lock up on you punch her in the face. Then she'll unlock.
     
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    I apologize for that outburst. Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise to keep to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just need some human interaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tantrum:
     
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    OMFG.

    You live in the middle of fucking nowhere.
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    Posting this thread in a forum Schmoopy frequents is like sending menus to an anorexic's house. Not very thoughtful.
     
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    She is way hot, and doesn't belong with balding men. :grad:
     
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