I'm going out tomorrow and walking around for a new job.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Any tips?? Should I lie about certain shit on my applications about experience ??
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    why walk around? Look online first.
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Be sure to apply at all bath houses & gay bars. Tell them you can suck start a Harley, and you'll probably get hired on the spot!!
     
  4. MrWarmth

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    Wear your blue suit, Marty
     
  5. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I'm taking the bus for now so it prob be best to find something local
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    [video=youtube;K0igLdIH-Zc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0igLdIH-Zc[/video]
     
  7. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    It's going to be so fucking mortifiying if someone sees me from high school sitting at a bus stop :sad:
     
  8. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    hit up friends and family for job opportunities; people look for recommendations from people they know, and friends and family can get away with a lot of fudging
     
  9. MrWarmth

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    bust stop
     
  10. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    they'll just assume you're turning tricks :dontknow:
     
  11. MrWarmth

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    fudging
     
  12. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Don't lie. That shit will come back to haunt you. What will you be wearing?
     
  13. Gomez

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    craigslist?
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Seriously- if it's bad stuff in previous employment, lie about anything you can get away with- there's only so much an employer will say about former employees nowdays.
     
  15. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    I think you would look adorable in a McDonalds uniform
     
  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Thats what got me here in the first place no thanks.
     
  17. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Go to a subdivision and find a framing crew.
     
  18. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I can get away with some stuff cause its my familys who I worked for I can tell them what to say.
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    that incredible tan might work against you, mario :(
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    right