I'm going through a really, really stressful day. Make me laugh!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    The next 24 hours are going to be hellish for me.

    I wish I could explain, but I'm about to explode from all this anxiety.
     
  2. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Explain.
     
  3. StRyDeRxX

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    [video=youtube_share;_LxS3ScFwrc]http://youtu.be/_LxS3ScFwrc[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;PpccpglnNf0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0[/video] I'm very juvenile and this always makes me laugh...
     
  5. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Well, to be as vague as possible. I'm going through a major transition in my life. The problem is the transitioning will take 24 hours to complete. Probably 36 hours.

    And, no, I'm not getting a sex change.
     
  6. Nurse Remulak

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    If Brittany Spears can make it through 2007 you can make it through the next 24. ;)

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    Beth is a "Malignant Cunt" . . . :coffee:
     
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    I'd rather play "what's so wrong that you need a big laugh & on top of that you won't give us a single hint of what's wrong" game.
     
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    I'll go first: you have something stuck up your ass?
     
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    [video=youtube;6nvKN_H4e-I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nvKN_H4e-I[/video]
     
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    I live in a world of shit.
     
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    boomer1976 Well-Known Member VIP

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    This post is worse than vague booking.

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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 3"] February 3, 2010 Urban Word of the Day
    An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
    Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
    Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

    Example:
    "Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

    Opposite:

    Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"

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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 3"] An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to "Hide" future updates by the perpetrator.
    Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

    "Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 3"] Intentional or unintentional vague or ambiguous facebook status message, which people have no clue as to what the heck you are talking about. Also included is posting fragmented song lyrics without stating the artist.
    Penny: sure looks like someone is mad

    Seriously, who? Is that a song? Penny should stop vaguebooking!
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  17. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Explain.

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    Im really stressed too. Can the ladies of the saloon plz send me some nude pics so I can rub one out and get some relief?
     
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