Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 20, 2012.
I hope you catch the bouquet!
$100 minimum as a gift
you gonna pawn something?
Hi, I'm Chriza, have we met?
Also, in what fantasy world do I own something worth 100 bucks?
You taking a date or going stag? Could bang a bridesmaid like Sonny Corleone.
nigga if cant give a hundo to cover yo expenses at tha weddin , you aint sposed to go
I would fucking LOVE not to go
I've gotten laid at or immediately after the last two weddings I've gone to, but I don't see it happening this time
Its my foster sister's wedding and all her friends look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome
thats what i always been told..
Is there an open bar?
If not, blow that shit off.
Ooh I know
I'll intentionally crash my car into a ditch "on my way" to the wedding
It's an Aveo, it won't be more than 50 bucks' damage
NO There's no bar at all!!!!!!
That would have been the one saving grace to this fuckfest
But my foster sister went cheap
I'd fake my own death to get out of this.
not even a cash bar? the fuck?
A cash bar would be worthless to Chriza.
nah yo you know he would hit up moms and pops fo some loot to booze
That's what I've been told
Although I heard it from my parents and they give as much of a fuck about this wedding as I do so maybe they're wrong
I should bring a cooler. Her other family is complete white trash anyway, they won't care.
My Dad would be at the bar before I would
I know I'm making us sound like assholes, but since my foster sister moved out 10 or so years ago, we see her once a year, tops. She doesn't call on my parents' birthdays, Mother's or Father's days anything. She shows up on Christmas cuz there will be presents.
And her real family is the grossest most fucked up family I've ever seen.