i'm going to be honest: i'm going to slather my d & b's with gold bond lotion now

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the green kind, which is extra medicated. i jerked off a bit too much this am an i irritated the base a the shaft at the top. i'm usually a dry guy, but sometimes i got a go with some sort of lubricant. i heard once that most serial killers are dry guys.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i have to pee real bad but say it ain't so by weezer is playing on pandora right now an i want to hear it before i pee. i hope i don't get kidney stones.
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    where'd you hear that?
     
  4. Capn Crud

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    I am a gold bond powder man

    A dab under the sack and on each side does me good
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i do that in the summer. it's so refreshing an it prevents batwings.
     
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    reps, gotta be fresh
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    adam demamp.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I just repped 2 dudes for powdering their balls :facepalm:
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: back at ya dbd. i'm fresh.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i just repped you because you either purposely or completely inadvertantly posted lyrics of the theme song of the show where i heard that most serial killers were dry guys.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    gotta gotta gotta be fresh
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I jerk off with Nair, to kill two birds with one stone.....:c
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Neg rep. :ucoffee:
     
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    I heard they found JW Gacey by tracking Lubriderm purchases . . .
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    does that werk for balls bro? i've been considering smoothing my balls.
     
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    lol

    reps
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Yeah, it stings a little bit, but it's worth it to have a silky smooth ball sack. :cheer:
     
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    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    reps for repping dudes for powdering their balls :yay:
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I just checked and this is currently the gayest thread on the internet.