I'm going to cheat on my wife tomorrow

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  1. oldpaddy

    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    Does that make me a bad person?
     
  2. MEGAdawg

    MEGAdawg Well-Known Member VIP

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    Depends how hot she is.
     
  3. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    I think you have come to the wrong place to look for your moral compass.
     
  4. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Yes, cheating is for cowards.
     
  5. drewjube

    drewjube Well-Known Member

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    So...your wife have any plans mañana?? I have the day off.
     
  6. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    not if you let her know. :) I'm sure she'll be fine with it. :beer:
     
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    send pics of your wife maybe we can help her even the score and reduce your guilt
     
  8. matt1357

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    Would you care if she gets black cock in her pussy? She probably is.
     
  9. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Send pics of wife.

    And of potential mistress.

    We will surely help this predicament.
     
  10. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Is your wifes name Beth and is the object of your desires a berry faced snaggle toothed cock gobbler?
     
  11. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    why be with a woman you wanna cheat on.
    let me guess, staying together for the keeeds?
     
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    Nah. It makes you a dumb person.
     
  13. FCCstandards

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    What a moron.
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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  15. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    what part of ireland paddy?
     
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    congrats, now send us pics of your current hosebag and the whoa your gonna bang...
     
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    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    She's OK. She was pretty attractive a few years ago, but she's put on some weight.
     
  18. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    dont let @dawg see that..-9,999 REPS coming at ya
     
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    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    Who said I felt guilty?
     
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  20. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    titty and ass weight is good
     
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