Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Feb 7, 2016.
He liicked that nasty vodda last niight
What a cute little ball of fluff!
One night I came home drunker than hell. My wife was hoppin mad at me, so I decided I'd shower and go to bed.
I stepped in the shower, slipped and as I fell, ripped the entire curtain fixture down.
My wife opened the door and looked at me laying there naked in a mess of plaster and shower curtain.
She was pissed but laughing too.
I pulled the curtain over my swimsuit area and managed to croak out "can I at least have some dignity?".
I do believe I was on the couch for two nights after that stunt.
Did she at least give you oral?
Well technically yeah- she yelled at me pretty good.
Young lady please, that was 2 years apart!
At least you got it, old man
Face it dude. That pup has a better chance at those stairs than you do at the moment.
It's funny but breaks my heart at the same time.
THREAD DERAILMENT IN PROGRESS!
That dog has half an ass
...and Jeff is all ass!