Stern Show I'm going to go on the stairs!

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  1. chapped

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    He liicked that nasty vodda last niight
     
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    What a cute little ball of fluff!
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    One night I came home drunker than hell. My wife was hoppin mad at me, so I decided I'd shower and go to bed.
    I stepped in the shower, slipped and as I fell, ripped the entire curtain fixture down.
    My wife opened the door and looked at me laying there naked in a mess of plaster and shower curtain.
    She was pissed but laughing too.
    I pulled the curtain over my swimsuit area and managed to croak out "can I at least have some dignity?".

    I do believe I was on the couch for two nights after that stunt.
    Good times.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Did she at least give you oral?
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Well technically yeah- she yelled at me pretty good.
     
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    And anal :c
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Young lady please, that was 2 years apart!
     
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    :hug:

    At least you got it, old man :2kbill:
     
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    Face it dude. That pup has a better chance at those stairs than you do at the moment.
     
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    It's funny but breaks my heart at the same time.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    THREAD DERAILMENT IN PROGRESS!
     
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    That dog has half an ass
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    ...and Jeff is all ass!
     
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