WTF I'm going to Hawaii!

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  1. holly1975

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    My boyfriend and I are planning a trip to Hawaii. I can't wait and what a surprise! So..... I have no idea what to expect or anything, any pointers???
     
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    Island? Oh, and they really do like it when you say "aloha" and "mahalo" over there. It's considered rude if you don't, and you mark yourself as a tourist (although it's usually not hard to tell anyway).
     
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    Also, beware the sun. I slathered on the sun screen multiple times a day, and I still got fried. If you're going in the water, wear sun proof swimwear, including tops. My g/f was giving me shit for not going topless in the ocean, but if my back or chest had gotten burned the way my head did, that would have been really messed up.
     
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    Blow him now and then to show your appreciation. That's what I'd want. It don't cost nuthin.
     
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    If you guys are "planning" a trip, then why's it a surprise? :dontknow:
     
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    This in spades
     
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    It would be un-American if you didn't visit Pearl Harbor.....What islands you going to?....Haven't been to Honolulu since 1984 but it was pretty much a typical shithole city then if you ventured off the beach
     
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    I've been to the big island of Hawaii, Maui, Lanai , Oahu, and Kuwai and they are all different in their own way!


    If this is your first time, you do need to see Oahu, though there are a billion tourists and it's crowded and over developed, there are sites that are can't miss. Honolulu (Diamond Head, and Waikiki), Pearl Harbor, North Shore, and the Polynesian Cultural Center. Even if you just plan a couple days to check them off the list, for historical reasons like Pearl, you should.


    The Big island is BIG, not as touristy and less to do, but its quiet and you have the volcano's to see as well as more nature. You'll be doing quite a bit of driving if you plan of hitting all the sites.

    Maui, was our favorite, that's why we're taking the kids to see it next month. But we did just hear from friends that were there a couple months ago that it's become very touristy and over developed. We havn't been there in almost 20 years, so I'm sure it's changed quite a bit??

    We heard raves for years about how beautiful Kuwai was, and we were a little under whelmed. Sure there's beauty, but not any more or less then the other islands. It's less developed then the other main islands, and less crowded.

    Lanai was just a day boat trip, not much to report because our experience was limited.
     
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    You should watch the Elvis movie Blue Hawaii. Then you can breakout into songs when you are there.
    That sounds like a dream trip. Hope you have fun!
     
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    Lol. I didn't think we were doing anything like that, and then he brought me to the travel agent
     
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    stay clear of this guy
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    Drive fast. Take a lot of chances.
     
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    On Oahu stop by here for garlic shrimp:

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    Kuwai is full of wild chickens.

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    Mmmm, look at all those cocks!
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    What island? Kona coffee made with Hawaii water and some maui wowie bong hits. Do that.
    You can get shaved ice and beans at the north Shore maui. Local fav.

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