Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Aug 18, 2014.
It's telling me to take matters into my own hands.
~insert masturbation joke here~
You hear voices from your genitalia. It's not shocking you're a closeted homosexual. I feel for you.
< insert Chaka Khan music here >
Just jack in a Hyundai at work like Mike does...
I hated it when they took out ash trays
Your dad wishes he has jacked off the night you were conceived.
I try. I know I'll never match your intellectual power though. Masterful, just masterful youtube and comment.
I often cry when I masturbate.