I'm going to listen to what my Ween is telling me before I go into work today.

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It's telling me to take matters into my own hands.
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    ~insert masturbation joke here~
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You hear voices from your genitalia. It's not shocking you're a closeted homosexual. I feel for you.

    < insert Chaka Khan music here >


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    :cheer:
     
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    Just jack in a Hyundai at work like Mike does...
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I hated it when they took out ash trays
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Your dad wishes he has jacked off the night you were conceived.
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Good one.
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Nitwit.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I try. I know I'll never match your intellectual power though. Masterful, just masterful youtube and comment.
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I often cry when I masturbate.