I'm going to make a frozen pizza. Pole.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, Nov 25, 2015.

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What will my mother's reaction/response be?

  1. What are you eating?

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  2. What's that?

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  3. Let me look at that.

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  4. Are you really eating that for dinner?

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  5. You had pizza for lunch. You're not sick of it?

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  6. Are you supposed to make that in the microwave?

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  7. I can smell that.

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  8. Oh, that smells good.

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  9. Don't you wish you would have gotten the bbq from the grocery store deli?

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  10. No response because she died while I was making the pizza.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    you can buy a frozen pizza
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    What brand?
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    :fil:
     
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    Is her sofa covered in plastic?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Yes
     
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    Shouldn't your mom be cooking you a meal?
     
  8. freds

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    "bring me a slice or two, honey" is the correct answer.
     
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    DB is watching Dancing With The Stars on a DBD soiled, plastic encased sofa.
     
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    can DB drink alcohol in mom's house?
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    She gave me permission to have beer. So phoey.
     
  12. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    No, but Family Feud has been on since we got home. :facepalm:
     
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  13. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    california frozen pizza is the best frozen pizza
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    Digiorno is pretty darn tasty.
     
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    you're 42 years old.
     
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    Yes
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

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    SHUTUP
     
  18. freds

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    Steve Harvey is a handsome nigga.
     
  19. crazypreacher

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    It's the lack of water.
     
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  20. freds

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    it's the lack of water.