1. Your Goal should be to create new interesting threads, not shitty hangout threads. 2. I'm guessing the tightroper didn't fail because there aren't 40 threadsd saying "OMG HE DIED" 3. I'm not single but I would cheat in a heartbeat. 4. Lol do they still make potato skin chips?? 5. Dryoatmeal and his hang out threads. Well well well well. 6. Who is sue simmons? 7. My Men's Capris thread is still alive? with 800 views? BY GOD THESE ARE ODD TIMES 8. I'm guess Blair really loves his dog. And big titted women. 9. Shmoopys tombstone? They give tombstones in potters field? 10. Elvis isn't on instagram. And despite what mojo nixon says, elvis is dead 11. I overheard a black guy talking into his siri phone. he kept repeating his questions. dat afrikan lisp 12. How big of a dildo does Ocotom require? 13. My mom refused to allow a deep fryer in the house. She would say, "ILL END UP USING IT" 14. its funny when people type "AKS" instead of "ASK". but when I actually hear ignorant twats really say "AKS" I want to burn a cross. 15. Satori is a nice guy but, please, stop wearing graphic tee shirts. You're a grown man. 16. Liberia is full of... well. People. 17. It's not CLEAR where the 2020 games will be held. DID YOU GET THAT, SON? IT'S CALLED COMEDY. 18. Some places arrest the parents if the kid is delinquent. I respect states that actually care about kids instead of just letting them drop out and fuck off. 19. THAT ISN'T AN OFFICIAL NEESIE THREAD YOU NAGGER 20. Mislead is a woman? on an interent forum? lordy lord 21. Mr. Cluth is mean because the world made him mean. 22. Mrs. Doubtire is one of the worst films ever made. It's like STar Wars bad... fuck. And nothing will beat the shining revamp trailer 23. Mario just wants gossip. 24. Mojopin only sends cock pics to me. 25. I'll give you One Word: Hyperbole 26. "The shitty"... referring to yourself?? GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET, shitty 27. Doggy style is usually #1 in women favorite sexual position polls. Chriza might have homosex issues, too. 28. HOLY FUCK A HOT DOG SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW DAMN SON DONT MENTION HOT DOGS OTHERWISE IT WILL BE 4AM AND I'LL BE AT DER WEINERSHNIZEL BUYING A BAG OF THEM 29. Yeah... don't fuck with Texans children. 30. I'm rarely postive in the morning. Having to clean up dead hooker stuff is depressing. 31. I used to be a film nut but everything sucks so bad I rarely watch them, even old favories. sigh. 32. When I hear the word "Splash" I think of daryl hannas ass and that awful sound when you shit hits the water and your butt gets soaked. 33. You should stay dressed, Chriza. Unless you're wearing a graphic tee. Or capris. 34. The last awesome thing I saw was myself in the mirror. 35. I posted in this thread and some guy said he gave me "neg reps" and I was like "lolwut" then i realized what that meant and i took my cock out and pissed on my monitor. 36. Texans never get mocked on the internet... what insanity is this? 37. Sipawitz was the flabby cop in NYPD Blue. That was a really good show for the middle seasons. 38. Aboot? WE CANADA NOW! 39. If there really is a big SFN migration does this mean Dawg will get his own boat? 40. Every thread needs a little homo, Splash. 41. If you migrate to Canada you have to apply and pay for a work permit that takes months to get. Also backbacon. 42. Mario, cocksucking, crystal meth. This is a thread i might have to read. 43. Itzz Ztevie zucking on ze internetz yayyy 44. Do I hate it when... my mother dies getting breast implants LOLOMUHAHAAH OMG WHEN I SEE THE NAME KANYE I THINK OF THAT THEN THE LAUGHTER ERUPTS AND I CAN'T STOP HOLY FUCK 45. I don't care for tours. Let me just go on my own. 46. I wonder if the Gearhead thread guys mourn the death of cars having clutches? because I do. I do. 47. WELL FUCK YOU SUBLEX IF YOU AREN'T IMPRESSED. YOU THINK WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOUR BACKBREAKING ASS FEEL GOOD? FUCK 48. I ate squid at a buffet just to make my niece laugh and I ended up liking it. I got sick that night though and we were out of pepto bismol so i had to get dressed and go to this convenince store to buy some and it was like really expensive so i said FUCK YOU HIPPY and went to an all night walgreens that also have all night pharmacy so i got my pepto but since it was an all night pharmacy there was a lot of people and this one really fey kid asked me about my shirt because it was an angry video game nerd shirt he said he loved it. HOLY FUCK I WORE A GRAPHIC TEE SHIRT OUTSIDE. 49. I don't know what Dawg had for breakfast but I had a two-egg omelet with a bit of diced ham, cheese, tomato, kidney/black beans, spinach, and red/yellow/orange bell peppers. whew!