Im going to start sticking my pens up my ass

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, May 30, 2014.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    so people stop stealing them at work!!! :mad:
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Start sticking yer head into tha microwave...
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Post a pic.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    fuck you bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. eliasbboy

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    .50 caliber pen. Get your point across subtely.

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  7. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Big MOIKE
     
  8. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Hey man, can I get a link to your civil war pens?
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, do the other salesmen and the mechanics make fun of your weight?
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    that would hurt
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    I'm not a gun guy so I had NO frigging idea how big that fucking thing is until I actually held one. :eek:
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I bet they call you Fatty Fatty Bo Batty.
     
  13. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    Off by 1 letter
     
  14. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    do you work with lawsy?
     
  15. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Fatty Mike likes his asshole to gape :goatse:
     
  16. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    The only ones I have listed right now is the two piece set. I have a few others finished, I just have to photo and post them. I tend to wait until I have a bunch ready to go before I set up the camera and everything. That part takes FOREVER.

    https://www.etsy.com/listing/153781797/historic-civil-war-pen-set-wcase-and?ref=shop_home_active_2

    I'll get the others listed tonight or this weekend at the latest and let you know, if that's okay?

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  17. fletchman71

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    Ok, I am treading into Schmoopy territory here but your Union pen should not have that many starts on it. Historically incorrect, IMO.
     
  18. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I am assuming the stars go all the way around the pen so if they stop where you can't see then I apologize Elias.
     
  19. eliasbboy

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    Here it is with a business card for size reference.

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  20. eliasbboy

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    You are 100% correct.:jj:

    I never thought about it that way. It's just for decoration, but you have a point. TRUST me, I'd rather put less on there. They are placed by hand. I have to stab them with an exacto knife in order to grab them. Tweezers don't work. :nocheer: