Im going to start sticking my pens up my ass

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, May 30, 2014.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    so people stop stealing them at work!!! :mad:
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Start sticking yer head into tha microwave...
     
  3. Bro

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    Post a pic.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    fuck you bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. eliasbboy

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    .50 caliber pen. Get your point across subtely.

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  7. Bro

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    Big MOIKE
     
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    Hey man, can I get a link to your civil war pens?
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, do the other salesmen and the mechanics make fun of your weight?
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    that would hurt
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    I'm not a gun guy so I had NO frigging idea how big that fucking thing is until I actually held one. :eek:
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I bet they call you Fatty Fatty Bo Batty.
     
  13. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    Off by 1 letter
     
  14. Sternac

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    do you work with lawsy?
     
  15. BleedingGums

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    Fatty Mike likes his asshole to gape :goatse:
     
  16. eliasbboy

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    The only ones I have listed right now is the two piece set. I have a few others finished, I just have to photo and post them. I tend to wait until I have a bunch ready to go before I set up the camera and everything. That part takes FOREVER.

    https://www.etsy.com/listing/153781797/historic-civil-war-pen-set-wcase-and?ref=shop_home_active_2

    I'll get the others listed tonight or this weekend at the latest and let you know, if that's okay?

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  17. fletchman71

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    Ok, I am treading into Schmoopy territory here but your Union pen should not have that many starts on it. Historically incorrect, IMO.
     
  18. fletchman71

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    I am assuming the stars go all the way around the pen so if they stop where you can't see then I apologize Elias.
     
  19. eliasbboy

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    Here it is with a business card for size reference.

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  20. eliasbboy

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    You are 100% correct.:jj:

    I never thought about it that way. It's just for decoration, but you have a point. TRUST me, I'd rather put less on there. They are placed by hand. I have to stab them with an exacto knife in order to grab them. Tweezers don't work. :nocheer: