I'm Going To The Beach Today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Apr 13, 2012.

  1. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I ain't a settin here playin with my Diabla 3 or whatever that doohicky nonsense is. I'm a gonna make a Thermos bottle full of Vodka and Ginger Ale and I bought me a container of shrimp with cocktail sauce and I'm gonna shmoke before I go and I'm just gonna sit there with my shirt off and laugh at......well i forgot what I was gonna laugh at....but everything else here is a true story, goddammit.

    Thank you.


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    How them taxes coming along, brudda?
     
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    I gotta hit the road for a meeting :faceplam:
     
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    Did em last Sunday. I owed about $1600 total to the fed and NYS
     
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    Bang a Holiday Inn waitress today. Come on! For all of us here!
     
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    i hope you get to see some boobies and maybe some puss lips.
     
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    You live sir, you fucking live...
     
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    Every time that Obama takes a trip on Air Force One, just remember....YOU are paying for that Shvoogie's Mile High Club.
     
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    That's JUST the motivation I needed for this meeting. Bless you sir :flag:
     
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    Stay a long time.
     
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    After the beach I may broil a steak. And set off some firecrackers. I'm tellin ya, me beddy beddy wacky today.
     
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    I'm contacting the MB Police Dept. and your wife. :hhh:
     
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    The MB cops don't patrol the Garden City Beach. It's them nasty cocksucking County cops. The scum of the fucking earth they are
     
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    I thought your drink was vodka and pineapple juice?
     
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    Swing by and pick up schmoopy then go try to pick up women.


    That would be a reality show I would watch.
     
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    What do I look like a fucking Gay, for crying out loud?
     
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    Packed with lots of goofy background music.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Are you going to sit there with your nuts hanging out of you bathing suit?
     
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    Seemingly. Seemingly.