I'm gonna be filthy rich. Check this out!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by chrisfromvegas, Dec 12, 2010.

  1. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    My Name is Mrs. Belinda Bishop, Please i grave your Indulgence.

    Permit me to inform you of my desire to introduce to you into this humanitarians work. I decided to do this after praying over the situation. You should please consider the transaction on its content and not the fact that you have not known me before.
    I need not dwell on how I came by your contact information because there are many such possibilities these days. I would like to introduce myself as

    Mrs. Belinda Bishop, of Republic of Benin , A widow to Late Dr. Thomas Bishop (former Counselor of the Benin Embassy in Madrid , Spain . I have been recently diagnosed of Cancer of the Pelvic. I am writing to you now from my sick bed here in the hospital.

    There is us$16.M (Sixteen Million United States Dollars) my husband has in a bank in ( BENIN ) of which I am the next of kin. With my health condition and because my husband and I have no child, I decide to contact you so that I will pass the right of next of kin to you.

    This is on the condition that you will take only 35% of the fund for yourself, 5% for any expenses, while you will use the remaining 60% for the less privileges people in the society.

    This is in fulfillment of the last request of my late husband, that a substantial part of the fund be used to carter for the less privilege people, If this condition is acceptable to you, you should contact me immediately with your full names and contact information's so that I will have the trust to pass the right of next of kin to you.

    I cannot predict what will be my fate by the time the fund will be transferred into your account, but you should please ensure that the fund is used as I have described above. Please call my doctor at +229 98 17 44 38 to speak to me.

    Yours Faithfully,

    Mrs. Belinda Bishop



    This is an email I got. Who needs some money?
     
  2. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Have them send you a picture

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  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    My name is Mr.Moses Odiaka.I work in the credit and accounts department of
    Union Bank of NigeriaPlc,Lagos, Nigeria. I write you in respect of a
    foreign customer with a Domicilliary account. His name is Engineer Manfred
    Becker. He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria
    during the reign of late General Sani Abacha.

    Since the demise of this our customer, Engineer Manfred Becker, who was an
    oil merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the deposit records
    and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money in this a/c
    as next of kin to the late Engineer. He had only $18.5mllion in his a/c
    and the a/c is coded. It is only an insider that could produce the code or
    password of the deposit particulars. As it stands now,there is nobody in
    that position to produce the needed information other than my very self
    considering my position in the bank.

    Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as
    next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using your name as the
    next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a foreign offshore
    bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you. At this point I am the
    only one with the information because I have removed the deposit file from
    the safe.By so doing, what is required is to send an aplication laying
    claims of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late Engineer. I
    will need your full name and address telephone/fax number,company or
    residential, also your bank name and account,where the money will be
    transfer into.

    Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the
    next of kin is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner
    and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin. When
    you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the money will be split
    between us and others we shall also speak in details.I am currently in
    europe for a six months course,you can reach me on this number for further
    discussion 0031 623 866 723.Kindly send your reply to my private email
    address stated below
    Trusting to hear from you,

    I remain Respectfully yours,

    Mr Moses Odiaka.

    (0031 623 866 723)
     
  4. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    So you are going to be rich too? Cool.
     
  5. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Everyone's getting rich but me! :boohoo:
     
  6. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    With that much money you could buy the whole country of Africa
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    can you lend me around $35,000 to clean up some credit card debt
     
  8. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Yeah, yeah.
    Do we get to own the people too? :evil:

    (spazz envisions harems of young nubile African princesses...)
     
  9. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Well, yeah

    If we all had 20 slaves the world would be a better place :)