I'm Gonna Coach J.V. Baseball this Spring.

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  1. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I know the game very well, but never coached before. I mean, I ran my softball team for a few years, but that's way different than coaching 15 and 16 year olds. Has anyone coached before? Can you give me some pointers? :hat:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You have to teach them how to clean themselves properly in the shower.
     
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Lots of cock for you to drool over in the locker room.
     
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    Clutch is an elite athlete and an almost gold glove 3rd baseman.

    Maybe he'd be willing to impart some of his wisdom upon you. :dontknow:
     
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    Don't touch them physically, and don't say anything that could be construed as suggestive
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Nah. Once the game is over everyone goes home. No shower nonsense.
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I've only coached hockey. 5th graders.
     
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    Like when a chick in a co-ed league is at bat its OK for the 3rd baseman to play even with the bag.
     
  9. Gas Face

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    is he an elite coach? That's the question
     
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    No shower? Gross.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :hat:
     
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    :nocheer:
     
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    Same with any organized sport I've played. Why the fuck didn't they figure that out in the 50s or whenever they used to shower together? :ufacepalm:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    stretchem out!!

    long toss with a football for the pitchers
     
  15. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Go home and take a shower.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Seriously
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    good idea
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I have to get 3 certifications too.
    CPR, First Aid and Concussion
     
  19. PullMyFinger

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    I coached hockey for one year filling in for a friend of mine, but they were 8-10 year olds.

    Teaching them how to skate backwards was a huge accomplishment.

    Oh, always buy them hot dogs at the end of the game. All my coaches always seemed to do that.
     
  20. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Gas Face Sandusky