I'm Gonna Get Myself Castrated

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I'm never having sex again, I've accepted that. All my balls do is stink and get in the way. It's free procedure in Canada too. I don't even jerk off unless I really have too. I could get like a month paid off of work for it too.
     
  2. ChuckZ

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    go for it!!
     
  3. blairg

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    I really think I might. I heard I'll be calmer and live longer too
     
  4. jackie the jerk

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    Pic thread :cheer:

    Ok :nocheer:
     
  5. idiotbox

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    pics or it won't happen.
     
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    You have to pass an intense mental health exam before getting that kind of procedure.
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I thought you had already done this some time ago.
     
  9. blairg

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    I'll take a fucking video, who cares. My cock and balls are uselss
     
  10. blairg

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    Fuck I won't even be able to get castrated :facepalm:
     
  11. jackie the jerk

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    [​IMG]
     
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    I bet Naz would do it for you
     
  13. blairg

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    I'm so fucking bitter I might do it myself
     
  14. nazdrowie

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    Grabowski just scored!

    2-0 Leafs :woot:
     
  15. blairg

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    Woman want a guy who leaves the house and isn't drunk all the time
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    join the priesthood while you're at it
     
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    just put a rubber band around it and let it necrose and fall off.
     
  18. blairg

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    I'm gonna slice my sack with a rusty box cutter
     
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    wtf
     
  20. blairg

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    I'd rather have someone stomp it off with steel toed boots on