I'm gonna give you all an inexpensive healthy meal.

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  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Buy some brown rice and cook up a pot. Brown Rice is like cheap as fuck.

    Buy some broccoli and chop it up. Broccoli is is around 3 bucks for 3 stalks. You can prob get it cheaper if you shop around.

    Chop up a boneless skinless chicken breast. 1 boneless skinless chicken breast is about a buck 50 if you get it on sale.

    Stir fry the broccoli with olive oil till it starts to brown. Add a little water and cover to let it blanch til the water evaporates like 2 or 3 minutes. (perfect chinese style broccoli every time.)

    Remove the broccoli and set aside.

    Fry up the cut up chicken until the juices run clear.

    Add some of this to the chicken. Mix to coat. This is the most expensive part of the meal. A jar cost around 4 bucks. You can use it sparingly though.

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    Then add the cooked broccoli. Mix to coat.

    Serve over the brown rice.

    Add some of this for extra flavor. Soy sauce lasts for ever. Kikkoman is the best.

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    Each batch you make is easily 2 meals so that makes a little over 3 dollars a meal. If you make a lot of rice you can feed a family of 4 for 5 bucks.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    wow baltimore mike was right about something
     
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    I bet there's shit in it :worried:
     
  4. Bro

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    A less expensive meal family meal.

    Instead of rice cook up some tri color penne.

    Cook every thing else the same. Minus the stir fry sauce and soy sauce.

    Mix the pasta and chicken and broccoli and serve right away.

    Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese.
     
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    and shit in it?
     
  6. Bro

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    I made the rice concoction to heat up later for dinner and I ate it already. :facepalm:
     
  7. Bro

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    no :mad:
     
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    c'mon :c
     
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    Low sodium soy would be better.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Boil 5 packages of Top Ramen _Oriental flavor - $1.10
    Stir in some Water Chestnuts & Bean Sprouts - $4
    Serve with Store brand white rice - $1.25
    Saw up pallet found in back of grocery store into 8 Chopsticks. - Free

    Feeds a family of 4 for two days - for under $6.50
     
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    cheap healthy and delicious
     
  13. Bro

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    Not healthy. :nono:
     
  14. Bro

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    :c
     
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    Sounds good to me, Bro. At the end, garnish it with sesame seeds and chopped up scallions, people will think you are very gourmet. :hippie:
     
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    2 Junior McChicken sammiches
     
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    Disgusting. :lamer:
     
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    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    i thought this was an ok thread
     
  19. tomtom

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    It's what colors the rice.