I'm gonna go ahead and assume preschool will be called off tomorrow

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    ...and start drinking.

    I'll probably be home from work too. I have no appointments, so I may as well. :dontknow:
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Schools closed here tomorrow Dev. Wife got the call about 30 minutes ago.
     
  3. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Take the test Dev :D

    Alcoholics Unanimous (from M*A*S*H)

    Do you fantasize about drinking when you are unable to drink?. First question: 'Do you think and talk about drinking often?'

    Prior to this question, Hawkeye and Trapper discuss the vermouth/gin content of their martinis. Their response to the question is a definite 'no', followed by more discussion of the gin content.

    Second question: 'Do you sometimes gulp drinks?'

    They respond by gulping their drinks, after which Trapper says, 'Ah, never!'

    Third question: 'Do you sometimes forget what happens while you are drinking?'

    Hawkeye responds, 'What?' Frank reiterates the question, and Trapper responds 'What happened to question number two?' 'He forgot it! He forgets while we drink.', Hawkeye answers.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I gotta go to work!! :pissed:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Snow melted here.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    there must be 3 inches of snow (and accumulating) out there right now. 2nd worst storm of the season so far. [​IMG]
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You're suppose to pull out after raping :facepalm:
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    My wife is in Seattle and they were calling for 2 inches of snow starting this afternoon and some schools were closing early and workers had to leave. My wife couldn't believe it and she is self admittedly wimpy about snowy roads.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    There's only about three inches here so far. But it's supposed to be heaviest between midnight and 5am or something.
    I don't think we'll get THAT much... but it will be enough to close schools and shits.
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I work at a college that rarely closes. :cuss:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So you'd rather work at a pre-school, chuck? :hhh:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Is it U of Rashasha?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I used to teach at a University, Chuck. :c
     
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    Yeah they're saying it won't be as bad as the blizzard but I call bullshit. Maybe it's not as windy as last time (which will help people like myself who got fucked over by the drifts digging out 4 feet of snow) but when it's all said and done we're getting close to 2 feet.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    The worst is when the plows fucking plow you IN. Then you have a wall of snow next to your car. Thanks a LOT.

    But yea, we're not supposed to get that much here. I heard 4-6, I heard 6-8. Who knows. I don't care. Snow is fun. :yay:

    Plus I'll get to sleep in!!! :yay: :yay:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    When I was in college they closed a couple times. But I skipped so many days as it was, it wasn't much of a treat.
     
  18. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I can't believe how educated you are. You've got BAs and MAs and PHDs and all kinds of letters I don't understand to your credit!
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    At least you had plows...my street wasn't plowed for a week. But that's how it goes. That's why you have to throw the snow in the street past your driveway so the plow pushes it forward. If you throw it behind or parallel you're doing double work for nothing. Best thing about the snow is tackle football.