I'm Gonna Make And Smoke Crack

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  1. blairg

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    at long last, a GOOD cooking thread! :dancin:
     
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    Lever, make a video when you cracked out son
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Spoon and Baking soda

    Probably the most common method.

    You need: Spoon, baking soda, water, lighter, small knife

    You want to use aproximately a 1:4 ratio. Meaning, 1 gram of coke .25 of baking soda.

    Put the coke in the spoon, put the soda in the spoon, put enough water to cover it with a little extra. Heat the spoon up. If your shit starts to foam that means it's garbage and is cut with way to much baking soda. You need to be very careful heating it up if it starts to foam, don't let it cool off, keep heating it but not to the point where it's smoking. You want to heat it until there is an oil on the top of the water (this oil is crack). If your shit doesn't foam thats a good thing just heat it up until you see oil. When you stop seeing more oil form you set your lighter down and pick up a small knife. Slowly stir the knife around the oil pile (this takes some practice as if you use an icecube it cools really fast and you have to know what you're doing so for people that don't I'd 86 the icecube). When it starts to get cool you'll notice that the oil is sticking to your knife. Once you get all the oil onto the knife get out your pipe and throw that rock on there (it'll be smooshy until it dries...you don't have to wait for it to dry those wet hits are the best).
     
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    The baggie
     
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    :haha: Now this is a "cooking" thread! Cant wait to see the finished product.
     
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    The spoon, baking soda already in there
     
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    get your shit together blair :rolleye:
     
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    OH FUCK! I just got that!. who knew that Naz had a zinger in 'em! :D

    ps: stfu
     
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    :haha: Light it up there nigga.......Make sure you put a little less baking soda then coke.
     
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    Erowid has a bunch of good receipes for all kinds of drugs.
     
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    Blairg probably is already on the ground from the DEA raiding his house :lol:
     
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    can we get a picture of the pocket pussy
     
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    Damn, this dude might really be nuts.
     
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    blairg, you are a fucking retard, seriously.

    Get yourself right.

    PS...fun fact, we used to call this Freebasing back in the early 80s