I'm gonna poop in a movie theater

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  1. nastynaven

    nastynaven Active Member

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    I'm gonna go see Jurassic World and take a dump in my pants and just sit there next to a couple on a date. Just to see if they smell it and say something. If they do i'll just mumble something quietly and walk to the front of the theater and just stand there. Right in front of the screen. Then when everyone starts yelling at me to move I'm just gonna stand there and start crying.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you seem like an asshole
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I didn't think anyone could be more unfunny than mr dracula.
     
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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Fuck off kanye
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    :cheer: ignored member
     
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    Wow. I've really sullied things here.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    wash it off
    let it dry
    put it back on tomorrow
     
  8. nastynaven

    nastynaven Active Member

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    I thought you were ignoring me.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    obviously not
    and welcome aboard new guy
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Video or this never happened. :coffee:
     
  11. LonghornJ

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    I'm gonna poop in this thread :shit:
     
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  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :up:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    dave's so old he wants a video recording :jj:
     
  14. nastynaven

    nastynaven Active Member

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    I said I'm GOING to do this, gawww.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Die Old Man! :yay:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Nasty naven! :yay:
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Facepalm with the shitty nonsense post that means nothing. You should take another break, no one will notice.

    And I said to get video of it, or it never happened.
     
  18. nastynaven

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    MY VHS CAMERA IS OUT OF BATTERY!
     
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    You fucked up, naven
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    This is my favourite thread title in the past six months.
     
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