im gonna start taking steroids

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i wanne be just like a rod!
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    maybe it'll save you from losing your toes.
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Depending on the length of drug abuse, there is a chance that the immune system can be damaged. Most of these side-effects are dose-dependent, the most common being elevated blood pressure, especially in those with pre-existing hypertension,[SUP][41][/SUP] and harmful changes in cholesterol levels: Some steroids cause an increase in LDL "bad" cholesterol and a decrease in HDL "good" cholesterol.[SUP][42][/SUP] Anabolic steroids have been shown to alter fasting blood sugar and glucose tolerance tests.[SUP][43][/SUP] Anabolic steroids such as testosterone also increase the risk of cardiovascular disease[SUP][2][/SUP] or coronary artery disease.[SUP][44][/SUP][SUP][45][/SUP] Acne is fairly common among anabolic steroid users, mostly due to stimulation of the sebaceous glands by increased testosterone levels.[SUP][46][/SUP][SUP][47][/SUP] Conversion of testosterone to dihydrotestosterone (DHT) can accelerate the rate of premature baldness for males genetically predisposed, but testosterone itself can produce baldness in females.[SUP][48

    [/SUP]There are also sex-specific side-effects of anabolic steroids. Development of breast tissue in males, a condition called gynecomastia (which is usually caused by high levels of circulatingestradiol), may arise because of increased conversion of testosterone to estradiol by the enzyme aromatase.[SUP][49][/SUP] Reduced sexual function and temporary infertility can also occur in males.[SUP][50][/SUP][SUP][51][/SUP][SUP][52][/SUP] Another male-specific side-effect that can occur is testicular atrophy, caused by the suppression of natural testosterone levels, which inhibits production of sperm (most of the mass of the testes is developing sperm).


    I say go for it, Mike. It doesn't sound like it'd be much different from your current health situation.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    oh my
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    that's a good idea Mike
     
  6. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    im smarrt
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You do need to bulk up a bit, Mikey.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    thats what iam thinking