WTF I'm gonna visit the North/South Korean border

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  1. RenchFries

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    Should be interesting. ​
     
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    Don't point! :no:
     
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    Watch out for landmines
     
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    If you are serious, that's pretty cool. Bring a boom box and crank some Euro-disco. Wear a big orange shirt too.
     
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    Hope you are on the "good" side of the 38th parallel.
     
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    Hope I don't see you on CNN Breaking news.
     
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    No laughing. They have no sense of humor along the DMZ.
     
  9. RenchFries

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    You can actually cross the border in the negotiation building.

    I'm pretty nervous about it to be honest.
     
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    Take Dennis Rodman with you
     
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    Are you on Dennis Rodman's touring basketball team?
     
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    And if you do get captured, dont let them see you cry. They eat that shit up over there.
     
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    Why not check out North Korea itself? I was considering it last year with one of those tours that promote to Americans.
     
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    Nice "knowing " you.
     
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    Those are hella expensive.
     
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    Definitely don't wear the T-shirt that has the big picture of Kim Jong Un sucking a dick.
     
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    My friend spent 2 years stationed there, after language school (in an Army high security unit he still can't talk about) monitoring conversations from North Korean troops stationed on the other side. Mostly he heard them talking about how they got laid the night before or was planning to that night.
     
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    Ugh

    $1200 for 4 days from China to Nkorea and back, and mediocre food.
     
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