Discussion in 'The Bar' started by zhukov, Jul 8, 2013.
You going to turn it into a Mai Tai, Drunky McDrunkenstein?
Fact: The pineapple is a species of the bromeliad family. They are worth more as a houseplant than a fruit. Dont eat. Sell at garage sale or something
I did in fact know this. I know my bromeliads.
You know you can buy them at the supermarket for like 3 bucks right? What a colossal waste of time.
ima gonna smoke it Bongjuice
That is so cool!
i will grow another from the fruit. takes 2 years.
Ill brome your liad you little slut
You can actually make a pipe or bong from a pineapple and many other fruits. Ill bet Peachy knew this, too
Did you have to do anything special to force the fruit. I could always grow the plant, but no fruit. I read somewhere you need to put a banana in the pot and cover it with a bag.
You need to drink your own urine then when it comes back out you use it for fertilizer
Depending on the climate it may be better off as ornamental rather than an edible fruit
I'll give it a try
Dont piss on your lawn, though
How'd you do it?
We need to get this thread back on track!