I'm growing a pineapple

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  1. zhukov

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  2. Just Peachy

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    That's awesome. :)
     
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    very cool.
     
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    You going to turn it into a Mai Tai, Drunky McDrunkenstein? :smile:
     
  5. boxers

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    Fact: The pineapple is a species of the bromeliad family. They are worth more as a houseplant than a fruit. Dont eat. Sell at garage sale or something
     
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    I did in fact know this. I know my bromeliads. ;)
     
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    You know you can buy them at the supermarket for like 3 bucks right? What a colossal waste of time.
     
  8. zhukov

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    ima gonna smoke it Bongjuice
     
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    That is so cool! :lo5:
     
  10. zhukov

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    i will grow another from the fruit. takes 2 years.
     
  11. boxers

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    Ill brome your liad you little slut
     
  12. boxers

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    You can actually make a pipe or bong from a pineapple and many other fruits. Ill bet Peachy knew this, too
     
  13. wigtropolis

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    Did you have to do anything special to force the fruit. I could always grow the plant, but no fruit. I read somewhere you need to put a banana in the pot and cover it with a bag.
     
  14. boxers

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    :wtf: You need to drink your own urine then when it comes back out you use it for fertilizer
     
  15. boxers

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    Depending on the climate it may be better off as ornamental rather than an edible fruit
     
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    I'll give it a try
     
  17. boxers

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    Dont piss on your lawn, though
     
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    Fake
     
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    :yay:
    How'd you do it?
     
  20. Chriza

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    We need to get this thread back on track!

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