News I'm having a great penis day

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Feb 28, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ever have a day like that where it's hanging nice and low? I had to stare for a while at the mirror. Mrs shitty even made some positive comments
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Mine is the biggest when coming out of a cold shower or cold pool.
     
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    Not me. It's embarrassing looking after a cold shower
     
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    Why are you guys taking cold showers? Trying to get rid of bad thoughts?
     
  5. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Mine's been basically stuck to my right leg for over two weeks now
     
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  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Usually in the morning to wake up. Start out with a little heat, then turn off the hot and just leave the cold water on. Big time shrinkage haha.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    No one cares.
     
  11. Shivvy

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    Yet here you are :c
     
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    My wife took a super long shower yesterday. I had cold water
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    :yes:
     
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    what happened next?
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Tell him you used to lurk in HSS hangout threads...

    Ask about the time he told a woman she could "bring any toy she wanted if she came over".

    This was after she posted a strap-on. :hat:
     
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    Me too! It's only 10:15 and I already had an orgasm today.
     
  19. Beth143nacho

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    Op, I think you're looking for a Larry Inc thread
     
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    ^^^^^
    rental property